Thursday, April 21, 2011

Monologue - Mr.Kiaga

Young Nwoye, I am so proud of you and ecstatic that you have decided to abandon your ridiculous Igbo beliefs and decided to convert to Christianity. You will not regret this choice because God will now look after your well-being and protect you from harm. As the leader of the Christian church here in Mbanto, I will personally guide you to your destiny and to the light of salvation. You will be reborn with a new life, as a proper Christian, ready and willing to support Christianity to the end of time. Like yourself, I used to believe in the lies taught to us by our elders; but no, not anymore, not after I have seen the truth! I no longer believe in evil baby twins, or the lies of the Oracle, no! I am now a proud Christian! With endless support and belief in my religion. Throughout my years, I have obtained a vast knowledge of truths and stories about the creation of the world. I would like to share some with you sometime. But not now. Anyways, we have only established our Christian church here in Mbanto for only a short while. However, God has already taken notice and protects us. Why, just the other day, my converts informed me of an impending attack from your people, but none came. Why? Well, because God thwarted their violent attempt at tearing down the very walls of this church, saving me and the many other men, women and children I have converted over to righteousness. And soon you will become one of them, one of us. As for the other Igbos, let us hope they come to their senses quickly, or they will end up burning in hell. Now come, let us commence your journey on becoming a proud Christian!

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