Friday, March 11, 2011

Edible Puffballs!

Many people believe marshmallows are the most scrumptious treats in the world because a lot of people prefer marshmallows over most treats. Consider that there is a plate of marshmallows and a plate of maggots. Almost everybody would choose the plate of marshmallows; therefore marshmallows are the best. On the professional view, the biggest eater of sweets strongly agrees that marshmallows are indeed the tastiest treats in the world. Some groups are trying to stop the production of marshmallows because they are too chewy. Stopping the production of marshmallows is just absurd as the chewiness of the snack is enjoyed worldwide. Marshmallows are also a key component in a smore. If there are no marshmallows, then there are no smores. If there are no smores, then there are no campfire snacks. If there are no campfire snacks then camping trips will almost cease to exist. Marshmallows don't create themselves, there are employees which work hard and earn a living making marshmallows. If the production of marshmallow ends, then the employees making the marshmallows will no longer have a job. Then, the ex-employees will have no income and will struggle to have food to eat. Marshmallows are like people, if you eat them, they die.

3 comments:

  1. "If the production...have food to eat."- slippery slope

    Consider that there...choose the plate of marshmallows; therefore marshmallows are the best.- False dichotomy

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  2. "Marshmallows are like people, if you eat them, they die." = Weak analogy
    "Many people believe marshmallows are the most scrumptious treats in the world because a lot of people prefer marshmallows over most treats." = Begging the question
    "On the professional view, the biggest eater of sweets strongly agrees that marshmallows are indeed the tastiest treats in the world." = Appeal to authority

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  3. oops I forgot about the last one

    "If there are no smores, then there are no campfire snacks."- post hoc

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